16799
Joke of the Day
"You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once."
Next Joke
"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"
"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."
"The name's Bond.. James Earl Jones."
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business"
"Two blondes walk into a library That's the joke"
"Where do doctors put blood that can't be used because it is too fluorescent? In the haemo glow bin."
"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page! Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles"
"Why do sharks like salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"
"Thanks for declaring on Facebook that you've found ""true love."" I look forward to watching it implode in real time."