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Joke of the Day

"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."

"I've come to the conclusion that my sex life sucks. I was masturbating the other day, and my hand fell asleep."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because there is running shooting and stealing involved!"

"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."

"we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote ""please take me with you"" in it"

"Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys."

"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"What was Albert Einsteins DJ name? MC Squared"

"She let me ram that ass shit was so cache"