51567
Joke of the Day
"Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie... Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back."
Next Joke
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing."
"What's a pirates FAVORITE letter? *They ALWAYS say Rrrrr* ""You'd think its Rrrrr but it's the sea they love"""
"FDFP-What is a fish's favorite sex position? BASS TO MOUTH Made this one up, not really sure if it would work though. Ass to mouth isn't a sex position per se."
"All I did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in Duck Hunt"
"BOUNCER: Sorry, buddy - planets only. PLUTO: I'm on the list. BOUNCER: Nope. *Jurassic World walks in* PLUTO: Oh you cannot be serious."
"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"
"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
"Another Tom Swifty ""I have only diamonds, clubs, and spades,"" said Tom heartlessly."
"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs"