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Joke of the Day
"No matter how much you push an envelope It will always be stationary"
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"Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks? cuz she couldn't find the door handle"
"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"
"Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up."
"My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her."
"Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too."
"How many Freudians does it take to change my mother? Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb.   A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick.   Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder."
"What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""orn""? Popcorn Pervs."
"You know why gay men make such easy prisoners to guard... Because most already have a whistling alarm for when they try to run."
"A man walks into a graveyard bar ""Can I get a beer?"" he asks as he walks up to the bar. ""I'm sorry,"" replies the bartender. ""We serve only spirits."""