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Joke of the Day

"What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""orn""? Popcorn Pervs."

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"

"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."

"I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning."

"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."

"Today is ""bring your dog to work day"". I thought it was ""bring your dawg to work day"". So now DeShaun has to leave. Sorry dawg"

"I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles."

"What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."

"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."

"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."