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Joke of the Day
"Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up."
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"The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike."
"These hospital bills are killing me! I'm starting to think buying a hospital wasn't such a good idea."
"My friend ran into a tree with his brand new car... He found out his Mercedes bends"
"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"
"Why are wedding dresses white? It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........"
"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."
"What are rich people called in Japan? Milyennaires"
"I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton"
"I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it's always Jammin'."