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Joke of the Day

"A blind man with a dog... A blind man with a dog said, ""One day I'll see it all."" Then he sat down with his hammer and saw."

"""Objection your honor, the defense is badg-"" BADGERING THE WITNESS! JINX! You can't talk. *Judge gives a respectful nod* ""Case dismissed."""

"How is a woman like KFC? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box."

"Genders are a lot like the twin towers. They have a habit of going down on each other when things get hot"

"What's a horrible icebreaker? The titanic"

"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."

"Did you know, that we eat more bananas than monkeys? Last year the UK ate 76,500,000 bananas and only 6 monkeys."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."

"Japan's Woman Soccer Team"

"No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?"