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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."
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"Why did six take seven with her to social events? Seven was her ""plus 1"""
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."
"Why is Ireland so rich? Because their capital is always Dublin."
"What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket? a Baghdad"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !"
"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."
"""I'm sorry"" & ""I apologize"" mean the same thing unless... you're at a funeral."
"All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces."
"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."