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Joke of the Day
"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."
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"One of my friend told me that she got accepted at Dalhousie University... I told her to stay away from the dentistry students"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."
"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."
"You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!"
"It's so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my dad did not screaming in terror like the passengers in his cab."
"Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs"