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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator."
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"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."
"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."
"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? TWO....but it's really hard to get them in there"
"After a long day, I feel like a bicycle Because I'm too tired"
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."
"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"