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Joke of the Day

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

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"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet."
"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""
"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"
"Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired."
"Why do Hipsters wear long pants in the summer They are doing it before it's cool"
"My proctologist gave me two thumbs up. Which I did not appreciate."
"What has gas, liquid and solids on it at the same time? Uranus."
"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."
"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."