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Joke of the Day

"When I was born I was given two choices: The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose."

"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."

"At my last physical, my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating, and I asked why. He said, ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""

"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"

"Love me sister, I incest."

"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."

"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"

"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"

"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."