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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"
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"A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep"
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."
"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
"My friend told me if im upset about something i should sleep on it... I told him to give it a rest."
"Coworker: These heels are killing my feet but they're so cute. Me: These ugly Sketchers I'm wearing have insides made out of memory foam."
"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"
"I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format... ...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking"
"The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned"