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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"
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"Where are PCs formed? In the computerus."
"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""
"US follows Britain BRITAIN: ""Hey, America, watch this!"" *BRITAIN SETS ITSELF ON FIRE* USA: ""Cool. Can I borrow your lighter?"""
"Donald Trump That's the whole joke."
"My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants... Guess I won't be needing those anymore."
"Boss: I'm following you on Twitter. Me: Sweet! 'Nother follower! [Days later] Me: Oh wait. Shit."
"Why did the artist go to the bakery? For shortening!"
"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."
"Don't ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like ""always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."""