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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the porn circus? It was fucking intense."

"How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!"

"I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most? Balonely sandwiches."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

"Then God said, come fourth john, for you will have eternal life... But john came Fifth and won a free toaster"

"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"

"I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though."

"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"

"I'm a homeless romantic"

"I share a commute with three friends. Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river. Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."