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Joke of the Day

"A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''"

"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"

"I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters."

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""

"classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days."""

"two chromosomes responsible for a divorce Ex and Why"

"Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real"

"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."

"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"

"What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."