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Joke of the Day

"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"

"Never marry a cross-eyed woman They're always seeing someone on the side."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in a can."

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"

"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't meaa taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."

"Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called ""Murderer"" in this thing"

"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"

"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."

"How do circumcision doctors get paid? In tips."

"Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*"