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Joke of the Day

"I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering... I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case..."

"Nazis would love heather bresch Because she is killing off the genetically impure"

"How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? a buck an ear"

"""That's so raven."" - bird watcher"

"Men who care about the covers being stolen fail to utilize the warm body next to them properly."

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? fur traders"

"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."

"What's orange, and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."

"What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents"

"I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."