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Joke of the Day
"What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents"
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"Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas."
"It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."
"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"
"""Let's eat, get drunk and watch people exercise"" sports fans"
"A Christian telling an atheist that God will punish him ... [x-post from r/atheism] ... is like a hippy telling me that he's going to punch me in the aura."
"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"
"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"
"Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you"
"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."