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Joke of the Day

"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."

"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""

"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."

"Apparently when your wife says ""let's make a baby,"" she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram"

"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."

"I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king."

"I have my headphones on, but judging by the reactions, that was an audible fart."