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Joke of the Day
"I just seen a prius try his time on a quarter mile at the drag strip. Ill update when hes done."
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"*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*"
"I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed."
"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."
"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"
"- Are you sure? -defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!"
"My dad came into my room the other night as I was getting ready for a date He sat me down, handed me a condom, looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, don't make the same mistakes I did."""
"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."
"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"
"Why do Asians have small breasts Because their fathers only allow for A's."