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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? [x-post from r/bicycling] Attire"

"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"

"When I wrote ""Spiritual"" on my online-dating profile, I meant I like to watch 'Ghostbusters'."

"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"

"My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese I told her she's greater"

"Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it"

"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."

"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."

"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"