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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching."
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"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !"
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"Always thought my Chinese neighbor was super religious... Turns out he was just playing all the time. Just came up with this. I'll show myself out."
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker shucks between fits."
"Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family."
"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."
"What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings."
"I heard they are digging up Micheal Jackson Gonna melt him down use the plastic to make toys, so little boys can play with him for a change."