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Joke of the Day

"I asked the Riddler if I could be the host of his next party. He said, ""Be my guest."""

"*Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help"

"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"

"I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating."

"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."

"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."

"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."