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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"

"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."

"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."

"a fun pastime in America is driving teenage starlets into utter madness and then enjoying a hearty laugh afterwards"

"What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt."

"What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? Snow balls!"

"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."

"Why's the sink depressed? It's been feeling drained"

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"