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Joke of the Day

"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall"

"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."

"Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up."

"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"Women are natures version of the Rubiks cube."

"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"

"Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge? 5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff..."

"Relationships are like yard sales.... They look like fun from a couple yards away, but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need."