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Joke of the Day
"Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal"
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"Not now brain... ...this is a job for stupidity."
"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."
"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"
"What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow? E=MC U L8R"
"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."
"Too Soon? I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing."
"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"
"Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?"
"What do you tell a woman with black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."