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Joke of the Day

"For some silly reason my daughter has some sort of crazy idea about losing her hair... I overheard her on the phone the other day telling her best friend that she hoped she'd be 'balled' soon"

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"Holiday tip: remember, you only have a few days left to drop out of people's lives to avoid buying gifts. You're welcome."
"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in"" Too soon?"
"Got a job at McDonald's as a secret agent for the Burger King."
"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."
"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."
"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"
"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""