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Joke of the Day

"For some silly reason my daughter has some sort of crazy idea about losing her hair... I overheard her on the phone the other day telling her best friend that she hoped she'd be 'balled' soon"

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."

"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."

"Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back the medium ones you eat and the larger ones you mount."

"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."

"Lesbian Neighbors My two lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. FML. They gave me a Rolex"

"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."

"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."