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Joke of the Day

"How are sex and pizza similar? If you get it from someone in a Chuck E. Cheese's it's never very good."

"They should name hurricanes after black people: It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood."

"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."

"I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team"

"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."

"What do you call a retard covered in water? Flame retardant"

"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"when is it okay to punch a midget?(X-post fron r/meanjokes) When he stands next to your girlfriend and says that her hair smells nice."