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Joke of the Day
"What idiot decided to call them meteorologists and not Storm Troopers"
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"Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion."
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom A pick pocket snatches watches."
"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"
"If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat."
"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
"I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it? I ran."
"There was a black woman who was having period problems. The black woman went to her doctor and the doctor asked her ""whats your flow like?"" and the black woman responded ""linoleum"""
"Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?"