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Joke of the Day

"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""

"What is the gardener's favourite fruit? Plantain."

"What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony"

"Shoutout to my grandpa. That's the only way he can hear..."

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"

"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."

"Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who'sbeckystan?"

"Describe yourself in three words. Lazy."

"This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween. Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane."

"3 potatoes are in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? You look at the one with the sticker that says, I DA HO."