153701
Joke of the Day
"Why do Mexicans have so many babies? Because they're too poor to afford condoms."
Next Joke
"Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid."
"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"
"I'm drinking some pretty average tea... It's Mediocritea."
"Colombian Necktie Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie? He couldn't say."
"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."
"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."
"Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses."
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeooowwww"""
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."