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Joke of the Day
"Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses."
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"From my 11 year old cousin: What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes? Wet."
"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."
"I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes."
"There are two kinds of people... Those who can't finish other peoples sentences..."
"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."
"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"The best things in life are free. Like your neighbor's wifi, their morning paper & their liquor cabinet while they're away, for instance."