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Joke of the Day
"Yo mommas so black she has been marked absent at night school."
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"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"
"She said she wanted to bump uglies. So, naturally, I got all showered & freshened up and then I rammed my Ford Pinto into her Honda Element."
"Where do Chinese people find work? On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)"
"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"
"Make sure to make eye contact with the hottest person in the room as you stuff a burrito into your mouth"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."
"A little boy is having a bath with his father... The little boy asks, ""Daddy, why is your willy so much bigger than mine?"" To which the father responds ""well son, that's because I have an erection"""