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Joke of the Day

"My bf just asked me ""what do you call it when you get water sprayed up your butt to clean it, again?"" Me ""...foreplay"""

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"

"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."

"Did you hear about the sexually frustrated lawyer? He got off on a technicality."

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!"

"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"

"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"

"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""

"I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning."

"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""