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Joke of the Day
"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"
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"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"
"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"
"Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch."
"What did the prolapsed anus say to the sock? I like your hat."
"It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. "
"Back in my day, we didn't have Twitter, Facebook, or even the internet. Guys would have to walk uphill for days to tell me that I'm gay."
"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to fix the bulb and one to hold the penis. edit: LADDER I MEANT LADDER"