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Joke of the Day

"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"Have you checked on your shelves recently? You know, just to see how they're holding up?"

"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."

"They say blondes have the most fun They also say ignorance is bliss."

"Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers. Lesson: If you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning."

"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"

"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."

"What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state? In Diana"