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Joke of the Day
"What do engineers use for birth control? Personality."
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"Life without women would be... a pain in the butt!"
"I went to Russia, met a guy called Vladislav * **Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.**"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the cunt."
"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."
"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"""Every kiss begins with k"" I whisper to myself as I read the one letter reply from my crush."
"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."