201940
Joke of the Day
"What do engineers use for birth control? Personality."
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"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."
"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."
"I hate all these posts They're so last year"
"I played UNO with my cousins from Mexico last weekend. They just call it **ONE**"
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose"
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word."
"Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us."
"Things I constantly worry about pressing: 1. ""Like"" while ex stalking 2. Send all drafts 3. A baby's soft spot Yes, this list is in order."