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Joke of the Day

"Why are people who work in IT amazing at relationships and sex? When there is a problem they just turn them off and back on"

"Patient To Doctor Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"So Hungry If Katniss Everdeen's friend Peeta got blown up, would the resulting crater be a Peeta pocket?"

"LPT How to beat morning wood I find my right hand does the job quite nicely."

"What do you call a homosexual man on a wheel chair? A human being"

"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"

"A penis is like a box of chocolates Because girls can't get enough of them as long as they're dark and rich."

"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"

"The loudest noise a child can make from another room is silence"

"I like my women like I like my steak Dead"