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Joke of the Day

"Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui. Courtesy of Stewart Francis."

"Note to self: in future, put stripper in novelty oversized cake AFTER baking."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."

"My friend told me he was flying on a plane for the first time. I told him to have a blast."

"Do dogs know about light switches? Or do they think we all just have personalities that literally light up a room?"

"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"

"Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain? M'drid"

"My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia"

"How does Thor's brother like to party? He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key"

"*found in the netflix horror section* ""Mary has a secret that'll TEAR YOU APART"" Movie name: Mary piranha"