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Joke of the Day
"How does Thor's brother like to party? He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key"
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"Are you a fan of nintendo? because i wanna see your amiiboobs."
"So there are 2 fish in a tank... And one says to the other: ""Hey, how do you drive this thing??"""
"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."
"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."
"Just saw an employment ad... ...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week..."
"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."
"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."
"My computer crashed a few hours into writing my paper looks like I'm gonna have to write my name and the date again"
"Was feeling particularly adventorous today.so decided to jump off a moving train.now hav to buy my nephew a new train set"