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Joke of the Day

"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"

"When I asked you for the punchline... ...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse."

"How do you circumcise a Hill-Billy? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."

"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."

"My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock."

"Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women. I'm not sexually attracted to objects."

"Him: You have such a beautiful soul. Me: It's photoshopped."

"AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?"