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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay cow eat? Haaaay!"
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"This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked."
"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
"U U U U U U An American's tile rack after a Scrabble game."
"I just licked guacamole off my elbow. Yup."
"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."
"This could just be the coffee talking but AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *lights car on fire*"
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"