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Joke of the Day

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"

"it's about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work."

"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."

"I was blind for a while after eye surgery. Those were dark times."

"... My life up till now! Hayyooooo!! :/"

"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."

"I'd make an Apple joke... But they'd probably remove it."

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."

"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."