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Joke of the Day

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first."

"Just want to thank my mailman for delivering my recycling directly to my house."

"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."

"What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather? Are you fucking Sirius?"

"2 hours into dieting] omg I'm so lightheaded"

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."

"What is the difference between Hitler and a gay person 90 degrees"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."