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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump becomes President. Thats it. That is the joke."
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"Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night."
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"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."
"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."
"Why did Chris Christie cross the road? Because chicken is fucking delicious!"
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"
"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""
"What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"
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