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Joke of the Day

"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"

"What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze? Nostrildamus"

"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"

"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"

"How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone? You add a dab of glue."

"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"

"My gf got into a car accident today... I take public transportation so I don't also get rear ended by strangers."

"A man at a pub told me that he has no anus I told him he's full of shit"

"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"

"TIFU by not posting in the correct subreddit."