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Joke of the Day
"I feel sorry for people who sell magazines. Seems like they got a lot of issues."
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"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?"
"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."
"Next month on the 13th, the date will be 13/13/13."
"What did one volcano say to the other? "" i lava you """
"Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory... It left me in stitches."
"I forgot to bring my towel to the gym... But I'm not gonna sweat it."
"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"
"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."