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Joke of the Day

"An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN"

"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""

"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."

"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"

"Let's see here... Said the blind to the deaf."

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"When I was 15, the headmaster called me into his office and informed me that he had decided to make me Head Boy.I was really chuffed for about 10 seconds, then he started to unzip his trousers"

"How do French girls hold their liquor? By the ears"

"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""

"Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car? Because he had a cataract!"