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Joke of the Day

"An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN"

"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."

"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."

"Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit."

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""

"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter-Pounder with Cheese."

"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"

"I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar"

"If you want to setup a company and run it Then that's your business."