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Joke of the Day
"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."
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"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."
"As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed. I mean, don't be late to that."
"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."
"Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess? Osama, Obama is missing two towers."
"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."
"Now that the snow/Ice storm on the east coast is over The Center for Global Warming Research will re-open today at 9:00am"
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold and bitter"
"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."
"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"