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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite kind of shoe? White Vans..."
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"How do furries have sex? Fur-nication!"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor"
"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."
"[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys"
"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"
"Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen. Investigators have nothing to go on."
"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."
"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na"