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Joke of the Day
"How do furries have sex? Fur-nication!"
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"""Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"" ""Copy that"""
"[guy in dark alley] Psst. Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ"
"[on quiz show] ""and if you won some money today keith, what would you do with it?"" *leans way too close into the microphone* spend it alex"
"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"
"Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing"
"A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says."
"What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus"
"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."